Life is like a crate full of dogshit.

More ranting for me today.

I was woken up this morning at 4 something, by my father fidgeting around downstairs. Look man, some of us need more than 2 hours of sleep ok? Anyway, I'm obviously in a shitty mood, and I feel like bitching about it.

Friday, oh how I do not look forward to Friday. I'll be woken up at 3 in the morning to get on an airplane that will take me to Indiana. Such a dismal place really. Well, all of America really is with exeption of LA and NYC, but bear with me.
It gets worse. Far worse. I have to go to a family reunion. On my dad's side of the family. Jesus Christwagons,I don't know if I'll make it or not. Old people...everywhere. Pinching my cheek and saying how much I've grown, whilst I wonder, "Who the fuck are you?!?!"
And not only that, but everyone on my dad's side of the family is so cheap, and all they ever do is scheme and try to get into my dad's deep pockets. First off, he should just tell them to all go to hell, second of all, they should just pay for their own goddamn sauerkraut and wieners. (How people can eat that shit, I may never know. Just the smell is enough to kill a large horse.)
So now I have to deal with MORE old people shoving shit in my face and telling me to eat it. Only this time, the food isn't actually food, but some kind of food substitute. I will never call sauerkraut food.
But yeah, a few weeks ago my grandmother was telling me that I was too skinny and I needed to eat more. Ok, I never said I was fat, because I'm not. And 150 lbs is NOT "too skinny". Just because I'm the only one in my family who is not obese does not mean that to be one of their blood kin, I have to get fat as well. And all they ever do is complain about being fat. Well, ok, it's called exercise. Ever heard of it? Get off your fat ass and do a few crunches. Ok, and maybe not eat so much. HeLLo... that's why I'm not overweight. I don't overeat. It really isn't a hard concept to grasp...
Which brings me to another thing to bitch about. Junk food. How can you people eat that shit? Ok, well, it probbaly isn't the American public's fault (Of course, they must take some blame. No one forces them to eat snickers all day long.). It all boils down to the government. They don't care about the obesity epidemic. They make money off the taxes people buy their candy bars with. Oh and their marketing gimmicks, real cute. Ever notice how colourful candy bar wrappers are? See, the addiction starts before you ever take that first bite of your Milky Way. People are naturally attracted to colour.
That and, and fuckin McDonalds. The food was never good for you, but it seems twice as nasty as it was 10 years ago when I ate it almost every day. McDonalds is now SO gh3tto. I firmly believe that their next combo could have the name "Hustle-and-Fuck-on- the-Go". And fuckin WalMArt. The owner, who is no doubt, a fuckin billionaire, lives in an apartment because he doesn't want everyone to think he flaunts his billions. Pretentious bastard. I wouldn't be a bit upset if all WalMarts suddenly sank below the surface of the Earth. Which makes me think I should just give the list.


The 10 Things That Piss Me Off The Most:
1) Christianity- nothing but a religion of indoctrination full of hypocrites
2) American Attitude- how they all have so much pride in their country, yet how they have no idea how much the news media has distorted the truth. not to mention how cocky they all are.
3) The News Media- they take a shred of truth and manufacture whatever they do so desire to brainwash the general public
4) Liars- although it would seem as if no one could be trusted these days
5) Law Enforcement- ok, go on and say it. you never know how important they really are until you need their help. but I hardly think that was the case when a cop was hitting on me when I was 12. he knew I was 12, too. just goes to show you how they are all exactly the same, just like the news media
6) Junk Food- it's just food ok? you can put something better in your stomach. and stop complaining about heart disease and cancer...you bring it upon yourselves
7) WalMart- I think I already explained why
8) People with more money that they will ever know what to do with- fuckin Paris Hilton types..you know, people that have the intelligence of a box of hair
9) Guns and other firearms- cowards, the whole lot of them. REAL men fight with bare fists and swords.
10) Punk music- really, grow up.